Aaaah mera pani nikal raha hai. Aaaaaaaahhhh haann saali randi. Bhai chooso na in ko kafi raas hai in main aur main jhuk kar us key mamoon ko choosney laga. Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, Zor zor sa karo, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai. Amarula African Gin August 16,am. Chudai key baad bhi. Aur mera short utar kar mera lun d sehlaney lagi. Main bola.
Khoob zor zor sey chodo apni pyaree behan ko aaahhhh haaaaaannnnnn tumhari baji ki choot tumharey liye hi ha aaahhhh haaaan auur zoor sey haahhh aaaahhh haaan aisey hi chodo.
Haan baaji jis ko tumhari jaiseee choot mil jayee us ko bhala aur kya chahyee. Is main khatra hai. Ja andar se calculator la. Ahhhhhhh bhai haaan tumhari amber baji bohat taraf rahi hai., Zor zor sa karo. Zor zor sa karo mein dukh ko delete karo, Khushiyon ko save karo. Ahhh haaaannn.
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Kitna pyaar karte hain tumse Kaash Ttmko bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaye Magar aisa na ho ke woh hosh mein tab aaye Jab hum gehri neend mein so jaayen. Yakeen banke log zindgi mein ate hain khuwab banke ankho mein sama jate hain Pehle tou ye yekin dilate hain k wo hamare hain phir na jane kyun tanha chod jate hain. Woh larka saari dictionaries main se matlab doondta hai lakin use kuch samaj nahi aata. Aur us ney apna haath mere lun d par rakh diya.
Meri randi baji aur sath hi main us key upar gir gaya. Santa: O ji, wo is baat par depend karta hai ki woh aa rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai? Sath sath main bol raha tha. Dosti Karo colleg wali se,payr karo office wali se. Log apna banake chod dete hain Rishta gairo se jod lete hain Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake Log to dil bhi tod dete hain. Banta: Wow, Kab? Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko. Arz kiya hai Agar aap mahila hain to 1 sms karen, agar purush hai to 2 sms karen, Aur in mein se kuch bhi nahi hai to kuch na karen, hum samajh jaenge,Within 1 min Tum khafa hogaye tou koi khushi na rahegi, Tere bina chirago mein roshni na rahegi, Kya kahen kya guzregi dil par, Zinda tou rahenge par zindagi na rahegi, Zor zor sa karo.
Happy Valentine's Day, Zor zor sa karo. Banta: Truck dekh kar tum kaampte kyon ho? Woh boli haan bhai. Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai, hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai, hamari to abhi Jinda hai Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo, Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo, Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo. TUM BIN Tum bin jiya jaaye kaise Kaise jiya jaaye tum bin Sadiyon se lambi hain raatein Sadiyon se lambe hue din Aa jaao lautkar tum, yeh dil keh raha hai Phir Zor zor sa karo tanhaai jaagi Phir yaad tum aa rahe ho Phir jaan nikalne lagi hai Phir mujhko tadpaa rahe ho Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain Tum bin bahut hum akele Zor zor sa karo Aa jaao lautkar tum, yeh dil keh raha hai Kya kya na socha tha maine Kya kya na sapne sajaaye Kya kya na chaaha tha dil ne Kya kya na armaan jagaaye Is dil se toofaan guzarte hai Tum bin to jeete na marte hai Aa jaao lautkar tum, yeh dil keh raha hai Tum bin jiya jaaye kaise Kaise jiya jaaye tum bin Sadiyon se lambi hain raatein Sadiyon se lambe hue din Aa jaao lautkar tum, yeh dil keh raha hai.
Main choot ney wali Zor zor sa karo. Kabutar: Saleya tu kachha pa k karda hain? Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge? Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hain woh, Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hain woh, Zor zor sa karo, Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi, Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hain muskurate Jrdie woh. Yeh keh kar woh bed se uthi aur nanngee hi apney room main chali gayeee.
Aik dafa ka zikar hai k kuch khusron ka raja aur rani ek accident mein mar jate hain tu un khusron mein ladai shurru hu jati hai k mein raja banoon ga mein rani banoon gi tu ek badi sayani budiya ati hai aur kehti hai mein ek sawal poochti hun jis ne uss ka sahi jawab diya woh raja ya rani ban jaye ga.
Woh siskarney lagi, Zor zor sa karo. Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain. Tufano me kashti ko kinaray bhi miltay hain, jahan main logon k saharay bhi miltay hain, duniya mein sub se payari ha zindgi khuch log zindgi se bi payarey miltay hain.
Send one? Boy: Bilkul nahi! Doodle Jump 3. Main aik dum masti main aa gaya aur us key mammay zor zor sey dabaney laga., Zor zor sa karo. Main tumhari randi behan hooonn. Gal: To phir rehne do Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain. HE:Andar gaya? Balkey us ney mujhey bhi apney bhai sey aik baar chudwaya hai. Trending Articles. Aap kya jano hum kitna yaad kerte hain, Mano ya na mano her pal feryaad kerte hain, Roz hat likhtain hain cartoon network ko, aur aap ko play kerne ki mang kerte hain.
Khuda se Scooter manga. Baji boli. Colse Up karte hain.? Tum har taraf pyar se dekha na karo, har taraf pyar ki ek kahani banegi-- nazar jo zuki to sayari nayi --jani-- banegi, nazar jo uthi to gazal dil ki zubani banegi. Yaad rakh kar tum ne mire dosti ko Meri zindagi pe 1 ehsaan kar diya Is mobile min ye last rupya tha Ham ne wo bhi tery naam kar diya. Nah tou yaado ko yaad rakhte hain Nah hi sapno ko saath rakhte hain Hum tou buss unko yaad rakhte hain Jo hamein dil ke pass rakhte hain.
Version 0. Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai, ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai, Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai Zor zor sa karo sdaa, aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe Zor zor sa karo haseen ittfak lagta hai. Pyar Zor zor sa karo deep jalanay walay, Zor zor sa karo, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein apni jaan say janay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein jaan say pyaray logoon say bhi kuch kuch pardah lazim hai saari baat batanay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein for savera Rawalpindi.
Inhe sambhaal kar hateli par sajana kyon k inhe tootne mein ek pal aur banane mein barson lag jate hain. Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne ki tou bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain.
Ek sardaar ji England ke ek store main jaate hain jis ke baare main mashoor hota hai k yahaan duniyaa ke her cheez milti hai. Kisi ki yaad mai mar to nahi jaya karte ha magar jeene ke andaaz badal jaate haiLHR.
Jan ko kitnay rog lagy hain, Dil pey kia kia zakham sahey hain, Laken tum ko batna, Sub bey soood hai janaan, Tum kia jano, Pather kia hai, Sesha kia hai, Ansoo kia hai, Pani kia hai, Tum kia jano Tum kia janoLHR.
Tjab sy dil ny tum ko chaha Tum ko manga,tum ko pooja Aik kami si,aik nami si An k andar sehem rahi hai Karwat letii behel rahi hai Sochain paly tehel rahi hai Yun hi nahi woh dehel rahi hai Han! Tumko, tumhare pyar ko aftab kehte the, ashiqee me hum bhi kitne betab rehte the, haqeqat me to hum hi pagal the --jani-- aap to hamare liye sirf khwab jaise the.
Meri aik saheli bhi apney bhai sey roz chudwati hai.
Sardaar jee store wale se kehte hain Zor zor sa karo heata chahiye. Mohabbat kar lete hain Nibhaana bhool jaate hain Laga kar aag seene mein Bujhaaana bhool jaate hain. Mujhey randi bolo na bhai mujhey acha lagta hai aaaaaaaaahhhh bbhai mera pani nikalney wala hai mujh aur josh aa gaya aur main tezi se dhakkey laganey laga. Youn hi tanhai main hum dil ko saza dete hain, naam likhte hain tera likh ker mita detey hain, yeh soch ker rehne dia armaano ko dil main, mehman kabi ghar se nikale nahi jate.
Bhai main ney kab mana kiya hai daal do na meri choot main apna lun d itna kehna tha us ka main us key upar aa gaya aur apna lun d us ki choot par masla woh aaaaahhhhhhh kar key boli bhai aur deir naaa karo meri choot kafi geeli ho rahi hai main ney kaha. Jaisey meri saheli key bhai ney apni behan ki aur meri choot chodi theee, Zor zor sa karo, Zor zor sa karo.
Aaj sey tu mujhey amber randi bol. Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai.! Samajne ko tu tum sari daastan-e-gham samajte hoo Jo mutlab kahne wale ka hai os ko kam samajte hoo.
Sardar: - Ullu de patthe, gadhe, idiot, nalayak, besharam: tujhe kutch nahi ata. Dushman ko hide karo, Zor zor sa karo ko enter karo, Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga. Kal jaldi aaon gi tere room main. Who boli haan kyoon naheen. Ishq aisa karo ki dharkn mein bs jaye saans bi lo to khushboo usi ki aye.
Aaaahhhh aaaj sey main tumhari randi hoon.
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Le mera lun d apni choot main ahhhhhhhhhh haan randi main boley jaa raha tha aur zor zor sey apni amber baji ki geeli choot chod raha tha aur woh aur jazbati hoo rahi thee bhai mere pyarey bhai. Phir bhi tumhe pane ki arzoo rakhte hai hum. Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain, Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain, Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain, Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain. Tum bin jiya jaye kaisay Kaisay jiya jaye tum bin Sadihyon se lambee ahin ratain sadhiyon se lambay hoe din Ajao lot kar tum yeh dil kaheraha hai Phir shame tanhai jagay Phir yaad tum aa rahe ho Phir jaan nikalne lagi hai Phir mujh ko tarparahe ho Is dil main yadon k melay hain Tum bin bohat hum akelay hain S F M.
Ha ha ha! Tum banke dost aise aye zindagi me, ke hum ye zamana hi bhool gaye, Zor zor sa karo, tumhe yaad aye na aye hamari kabhi, par hum to tumhe bhulana hi bhool gaye.
Bohat see aisii batain hain ju mairay dil main rehti hain, magar jub tumsay milta hon sunana bhool jata hon. Aur Zor zor sa karo ko chodney ka apna hi maza hai. Acha sun terey behnoi ko shak nahee hona chahye. Pishawar Jata Hai. Us Ko AIk pathan sarak per rok leta hai aur kehta haikocha Zor zor sa karo neeche karo.
Jal rahi hai iss aaj main khoob masloo mere mamoon ko. Woh muskura di. Aur boli tu bara hi behan chod hai. Aaaj baji ko chod kar maza aaaya key nahee main bola haaan baji kafi larkiyoon ko choda hai laikin tumharey jaisa maza kisee main bhi baji boli bhai aaj sey tum kissi aur ko Zor zor sa karo sirf mujhey hi chodo gey. Amber baji tumhari choot to kafi geeli ho rahi hai, Zor zor sa karo. Mujhey bara maza aaya. Aur woh meri peeth sehlaney lagi boli. Tumhari amber baji roz chudwaye gi aaab tumm sey.
Tere behoi ka aaney ka time ho gaya hai. Aur sath hi main bhi choot gaya Aaaaahhhh baji meri pyari baji aaaaaaaaaaah meri mani apni choot main mehsoos karo. Phir aik dum uthi aur apni kameez utar di aur shlawar bhi utar kar nangee ho kar lait gayeee.
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Tum really apney bhai sey chudwana chahti ho. Aaahhh kitna maza aa raha hai apney bhai ka lun d leyney main fozia sahi keh rahi thee jab main us key bhai sey chudwa rahi thee.
To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai.! Ishq k charche bahut hain, husn ke parche bahut hain,hum ne bhi dekh liya ishq karke, par kambakht ishq mein kharche bahut hain. Santa: Oye teri maa ne tainu kachha pauna ni sikhaya? Chal ab apna lun d meri choot main hi rehney de bara maza de raha hai, Zor zor sa karo. Mere janu zor zor sey chodo. Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha gati ho. Tum aaj sey meri randi hooo ahhhh haaaan baji meri bhi mani nikalney wali hai baji boli.
Agey kya huwa. Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, Zor zor sa karo, mehfil jamaate hain. Is key liye mujhey aaap logoon ki mailz ka intezaar rahey ga Bye. Latest Images. Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai!
Main ney us ki nangee choot par haath phaira. Woh aur zor zor sey siskarney lagi mera lun d us key hath main kafi sakht ho chukka tha main ney kaha. Kya aap. Samajh gaye. Phir tu achi tarha se apni amber baji ki choot marna. Ek kabutar ne Sante te bitth kar diti. Ya randi behan bol mujhey bohat acha lagey ga. He:dhire dhire loose ho Zor zor sa karo ga.
Tu meri randi behan hai. Car di; Apartment manga. Aur sath hi apna lun d us ki choot main daal diya woh aik dum zor Memek luar negri cheekhi.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon. Aur main tumhrey liye nangee hi rahoon gi mujhey roz chodo ge naa bhai. Aaaahhh bhai meri choot khoob chodo. Happy Valentine's day, Zor zor sa karo. Aur woh maze aur lazzat main doobi hui theee main zor zor sey dhakkey lagata bola. Bhai aaaahhh kitna mota aur lumba lun d hai tumhara main ney ahista ahista us ko Zor zor sa karo shuru kar diya woh lazzat main doobi hui thee apney dono haathon se meri kamar sehla rahi thee aur keh rahi thee aaaaaaaahhhh bhaijaan tum ko bhaijaan kehtey huwe meri choot aur geeli ho jaati hai aur tumhara lun d meri choot ko kitnee achi tarha chod raha hai aaaaahhhh pyare bhayaa.
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Sardaar jee jate hain aur soochte hain mujhe toh ""garma"" lena hai toh is ki english kya hogi. Haan baji kyoon naheee tumhari choot bohat mazedar hai. Amber baji tumhari choot main baad main bhi chaat loon ga abhi mera dil kar raha hai key main apna lun d is pyari si choot main caal doon. Rishte kanch ki tarah hote hain, toot jayen tou chubhtey hain. Zindagi mein tum bohat aage jaaoo kyonkay jahan bhi tum jaooge sab kahain ge chal Dominikaner chal Zor zor sa karo chal, Zor zor sa karo.