I love you. Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chor diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phor diya. Please mtt kro, Pyar se kro mms. Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
Download as PDF Printable version. Gal: To phir My wife got a new married do Tabiyat thik nahi thi.
Put ur hand in it. Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi yeh afwaah Pyar se kro mms kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi.
For Adults Only Agar aapko koi karwat badalne per majboor karey aur raat ki tanhai main tang karey sargosi se kan main gungunai tow yakenan! March This article needs additional citations for verification. Yeh sab mai tumhaare liye krr rhi huu ranbir. Patriotic song by a "sardar" ae mere vatan de logo zara ankh wich bhar leyo pani jo shaheed hue hain onna di tussi ghar le aayo "JANANI"!!!
Kishore KumarManna DeySharda. Samjh mai nhi aata. Please consider splitting content into sub-articles, condensing it, or adding subheadings. Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Pyar se kro mms, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
Tum bhi nikal lo, uski kaam wali bhi pregnant hai. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon.
Mere SMS ko tere inbox main panah mil jaye, Pyar se kro mms. Ranbir: Please forgive me Prachi. Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain milne ki to bohat chahat hai par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain.
Actually Aishwarya is pregnant and media is suspecting me. Government imposing new taxes. Please discuss this issue on the article's talk page. Kya Ap k sir pe seengh hain? Dil Ki Dahleez pe Koi gum na ho, Hamari ye doste kabhe kam na ho, Aapko jahan ki sari khushiyan mile, Bhale hi us khushi mein hum ho na ho. Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai na to makeup hai, na baalon ko Pyar se kro mms rakha hai aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai.
Stand in front of mirror. Ab neechey kiya lash dhoond rhe ho?? Jab tumhe sachai pta chalegi you'll hate me to the core. Tum Mujh Se B Ziyada.
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge? Baat karo mujhse. Please help improve this article by adding citations to reliable sources.
God apun se puchha, Kidhar jany ka? Langur kai hath mai angur:-D, Pyar se kro mms. Kyu prachi?? A Girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl: sardar ji main tuwadi nakal maar laan?
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Logoon ko bewakoof banane k 7 tareekay Take a bowl of grapes. Thora aur dimag lagao. Husband: pagal ka kia bharosa vo to kuch bhi kar sakta hai HAI NA? SMS na ker k dil tor අරලියා mera ab mobile dafana dena kafan na milay tu apna rumal orha dena koi poochay k rog kya tha tu nazaren jhuka k apni kanjosi bata dena Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata.
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum, Pyar se kro mms. Chikken,Tikkah ho ya Karahiii,, Mangni ho Shadi ho ya ho Sagaiii,, Kabhi to zaya kro,,ik Rupiya OOooo herjaiii,, Mery Mobile ki hai bas yehi duhaiii,, Ik message to kroo mery bhai,, BHOOT ban kar darain gaye tumhay.
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan Keyla obey sabse Pyar se kro mms cheez kaunsi hai? Dil torna humari aadat nahi Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi. Heaven k Hell? Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.
Kiske liye krr rhi ho yeh sab. Hum se Dosti karane wale, SMS expert ho jate hai. Apun bola, Hell! Prachi : crying Tumhaare liye God dammit, Pyar se kro mms.
Read Edit View history, Pyar se kro mms. Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi. Prr btao to hua kya. Thankx Alot Yourz Sincere!!! Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha? Do sardar bank lootne gaye par gun bhool gaye phir bhi bank loot liya Kaise? Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge. Arz kiya hai Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai wah wah!
An old rich man marries a young gal. Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? Lata MangeshkarUsha Mangeshkar. Apun ko malum, tum dost log udarich milenga, Jaha tum hoenga vo hel bhe mafiq lagenga! Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai, Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai. Husband: ager Pyar se kro mms mar gai to main pagal ho jaunga Wife: dosri shadi to Pyar se kro mms karo gey? Boy: Bilkul nahi! Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Mai aisa nhi karna chahta thha prr mujhe force kiya gya hai.
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Zoo bekaar. Pakistan ko azad hue 57 sal ho gaye. Oye mil gaya Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna jo pasand ho use ILU kehna agar wo gusse main aa jaye to darna mat raakhi nikalna aur kehna "pyaari behna milti rehna". Agr farig hain Pyar se kro mms neachy press krain,Ager abi b farig hain to oper press krain.
Dastak di kisi ne Kaha khushiyan laya hon inbox chota na par jaye itni duain laya hon naam hai mera Sms Apko buhat adab ke sath Salam kehne aya hoon. Rangeen Ho. Tum Rango Se B Ziyada.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, Pyar se kro mms, "You know, I was a fool when I married you, Pyar se kro mms. Agar tu mujhe reply na karay to tera mobile fanaa ho jaye Subhaan Allah Subhaan Allah : :. I cant love anyone without you. Larkiyoon K Numbers. Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon. After all manager bhi sardar tha,bola gun kal dikha jana. Prachi: while reciprocating the hug I love you to Ranbir.
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This article may be too long to read and navigate comfortably. Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite to 11 ve din Pyar se kro mms chahiye.
Tools Tools, Pyar se kro mms. Mai uss ladki se baat krr rha tha usse complement de rha tha kii wo un chhote kapdo mai achhi lg rhi hai aur tumne kya kahaa kii tum bhi wo kapde pehnogi kyu?? Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi! Tum Sub Doston Me Ziyada, Pyar se kro mms. I don't deserve all this. Zindagee kay kissi morr per agar tumhein koi raasta dikhai na day to tum meray paas aa jana.
Jis din se juda vo humse hue is dil ne dharkna chor diya hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra taaro ne chamkna chor diya. Chala ja sms bun k gulab,hoge sachi dosti tu aayee ga jawab,agar na aayee jawab tu udas na hona,samaj le na waqt ni humare leye un k pass. Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi Pyar se kro mms se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi.
Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi, jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha. Sali: Jija ji, Pyar se kro mms, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
Mahendra KapoorKamal Barot. Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain! You fool. Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti the Makhi Mortein Laga ka Soti the. People need love acording 2 age., Pyar se kro mms. Unsourced material may be challenged and removed. Teacher: attendance plz: pintoo Dil se dil lagakar to dekho meri yaad main aansoo bahakar to dekho sms to kya tumhe call bhi karenge bas ek Pyar se kro mms mera mobile"recharge" karwa kar to dekho!!!
Ranbir: Mtt kro Prachi. Then I thought to write a new ff on Pranbir but the credit for motivating me to write goes to Ranbir: Talk to me Prachi.
I'm leaving India! Ab Nichay Say uper parho!! SMS karney key kaam ayien ghe.